Kathy

Fri, 09 May 2008 12:57:38 GMT

OH MY GOD, tres exciting

Hipster of the week was also exciting. we found a hipster who works at a hat store. We have to re-do our speech because all the hipster always think we are hitting on them. "Before we give you the award of the lifetime, we have to let you know we are lesbians and asexuals and not hitting on you..."

i'm writing a scholarly thesis

Summertime

Thu, 08 May 2008 13:46:16 GMT

Sitting in the nicest room in the shittiest science building of UT, squinting at french directions, this is the death of a language. I'm done with my finals and done with smoking cigarettes, and done with drinking coffee! hooray, i dun like coffee or cigarettes. I'm a bubbles and tea girl, with kitten and leonardo da vinci stickers for life.

1.Sometimes my crush on non sober cat power flares.
2. This summer I am taking ballet! I'm going to be a fucking swan
3. Every day of this summer, I will try to wear something ridiculous
4. Bought a new instrument to kick off the summer, a melodica- how hard can a keyboard with a tube be?
5. Open up itunes, pick a random word, type into search, listen. repeat with various words
6. heist everything possible
7. culture up a kitten to jump on offensive people
8. 3 jobs - 1 jobs= 2 jobs.
2 jobs-2 jobs= 0 jobs
0 jobs= greatest story ever

To wrap up the year, I hate people and like some people.

BYE LIVEJOURNAL, i will never belong to you

WHO

Sat, 03 May 2008 18:47:17 GMT

who needs human interaction when they have a kitten?!

i bought the ugliest prom dress in my life! austin high, get ready to be fested

bye livejournal, i chose to be your toe.

Thu, 01 May 2008 05:12:51 GMT

My personal hipster guidelines:

I promise to
1. write for hours, days and days
2. live forever for hours, days, years, and more importantly, seconds
3. capture vivitar pictures to come and come
4. talk about good exciting shit to talk more shit about
5. provide silly mediocre, lucid pen drawings
6. invoke the CRAYON masterpiece
7. create more homemade delights
8. send Faire Lamour religiously to suspecting lovers in the world
9. know my postman very very well
10. continue on my perzine issue one, even though it's hard to be concise
11. keep working on PROJECT 365
12. try to write decent poetry
13. keep the pretentious fire burning and finish my novel to damned ashes
14. wear ridiculous clothes that people would never wear, but wish they did
15. melt away all the bitterness in my lungs, kiss the sun even if it burns (poem here, extract!)
16. love love love
17. love on and on and on and on
18. Never forget what being pretentious, pernicious, passionately 18 is like

It's okay, everyone. I'm a minority, I don't own records, I don't like the dave matthews band in an suv, beauty bar is better, and i enjoy petty theft from urban outfitters. to hell with the clip boards!

pre edit: have you ever re read an entry and found it enduring, I DO

one more week of institutional college, lets go!

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:54:05 GMT

Who misses being a preteen?
I do and i'm a 'syco' guess what? I don't care

CAT POWER I've had a crush on you for the last three years. Stop being sober it's not sexy.

goddamit holden

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:32:10 GMT

i know i decide things way too much, but seriously, i need to get out of Texas. jump that hop scotch and grab a train, a lover, a something another. LIKE, yes

and i also decided i need a puppy to sustain my cuddling loneliness. if i find a cuddling kitten, maybe i will get one of those. i don't know yet.

and i don't take take antidepressants anymore for the second time! i'm off and i think i'm off for good, dropped the anchor into the sky whatever that means. embraced life as it is and ironically that facebook chat thing today.

edit: ever re-read an entry and feel obnoxious

Faire L'amour

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:31:10 GMT

Bonjour live journalers!

Our second edition of the zine is being compiled tomorrow night and we believe that it would be super cool if you submitted art / writing / poetry / photography / whatever to us for publication.

Even if you can't send something in soon, we're always open for some sweet, sweet work (like yours).

Send stuff to faire. lamour. dans. le. metro@gmail. com

Love,
Kathy + April

FAIRE LAMOUR DANS LE METRO

semen seeds semen seeds stringy beads

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:18:53 GMT

ran into DASHA at flipnotics and was reminded of my livejournal (someone reads!) this last night was similar to the fleeting feeling of going back to high school, coffehouse with lbj kids (lbj kids are ever so odd. lbj teachers are attractive. coffehouse has no coffee.) a turtle running away, also sitting in a car and hating THE MENS, obligated to gossip about someone i don't fully know and there's always a guitar somewhere

running all over the place from my head to my toes, i think i'm going to go somewhere, but i don't know where. does anyone want to go somewhere but don't know where? the trip to chicago might be sabotaged because of ben's coolness

i'm going out with someone past their golden age, it's the best. i feel ever so young and like.. powerful. it's weird.

also, another reason to feel young, i'm writing a pretentious novel! 11,046 words- i never go to class

i eye i eye aye argh

i love being old and young

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:34:22 GMT

camus camus camus camus kant you see
kant you are silly little ant, you see
sea biscuits
hibiscus tea

i've only ever made three b's in my entire life, this statement just makes me feel even more stupid than i feel

SO I spent all day sleeping, being depressed. called my therapist, she's a bitch. i feel comfortable enough to tell her that. haha! just kidding, that was so unfunny. my mum is trying to care, i told her i felt lonely and she is utterly confused, told me to take lexapro with food. "why are you lonely when you have two parents that love you? some people have only one and they aren't that lonely." cha cha.

I am moving to the east side into a house with a married couple, a gay guy, and an experimental rock band. free live music twice a week! hooray! i'm going to get disowned by my parents! double hooray!

i need someone to tell about my weekend, it was beyond amazing and weird.

when i feel unloved and lonely, i consider having a smoke in hopes someone consider me cool. anti smoking commercial are whack (whack =funny) along the lines of the guy in farmer's tan sitting on the country porch waiting for cars to pass by and witness him smoking.

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:18:33 GMT

the ending is pretty cool! i want to be at lyn's place

I searched for "Bunch of wankers" on google and got this. Not joking"
- i love negative comments on youtube

stealing conversations / i almost died laughing in my mind

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:36:45 GMT

bus conversations kill me! so humorous! seriously there was a rotund gothic girl behind me glaring them down.

"hey have you ever heard of emos?"
"emo's? yeah, down on red river"
"no like the type of people, it's like this NEW type. they wear skinny jeans up to like here *points at hips* they are very sorry people and suicidal"
"that seems like gothic to me"
"well, it's like gothic, but with different pants, i guess"

- two middle age men on the forty acres bus

"your hair is straight, that's the only thing straight thing with you: your straight hair....now lets talk about your ignorance."
-- "what are you talking about?"
"you are not open minded at all!"
--"you're a fucking asshole",

- two college males talking while walking on the sidewalk

ps. i feel addicted to the intronets, three in the morning and darn upset takeawayshows.com keeps crashing. ah nevermind, he has a youtube page. vincint moon has the coolest job in the world. filming arcade fire cramped in an elevator, we all must aspire for this. ohhh yeasayer

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:50:04 GMT

http://trendyneckwear.livejournal.com/
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productive kathy!

THE COUGH PROJECT

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:10:49 GMT

tape record coughs and loop them all together to make an ultimate cough song

john cage and bjork
john cage and moby
john cage and bjork and moby

it's just an unimaginable tea party!

oh god, i just licked my lips and it was spicy

ps. moby is the cutest bald man ever. i was twenty feet away when he was talking on air about how awesome brian eno is and how brian sounds on the phone. it was too adorable

oh good lorsh

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:03:20 GMT

i think my latest song is my favorite. he is the man and he is yelling, i admit it's very compelling, admittance in college admitting alcoholics. i love playing william tell's overture too. always. i don't play piano that much anymore, i don't think it's the instrument i was meant for or maybe i'm just lazy. WHAT IF people were created for their instruments? i guess we're all meant for the cello. (correction, the cello was made for us, as like any other instrument, but more so with the cello) What if I played the trumpet? This always cheers me up. The thought of playing the trumpet. generally instantaneous gratification in the information society.

the start of something new is always the best. that's the best feeling. absolute statements are scary! i had to delete 'i think,' and 'probably.'

i'm going on tour with my friend ben this summer, but probably not a real tour, we'll just call it a tour. i'll draw ponies on his albums and throw them at people.

i woke up at 3 and now it's five. three 5!

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:43:55 GMT

lexapro you suck!

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:27:15 GMT

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-raw leftovers: lowfi manifestations
-lowfi leftovers: raw manifestations
-i would love for coffee to spill on myself again for billy bragg
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-i miss the piano, laying in bed, and taking pictures of the sun
-kerouac's birthday was three days ago, the day i lost visions of cody

yesterday's yesterday i met april inez at dharba joy, which is funny. myspace is awesome in that sense. she's making a coffe blog and she gave me her card. i wish i had a card. and i also wish i had a car again even if having the car increases my likely hood of dying.

kathy / human being / unmotivated college student / and et cetera

lesson projects

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:04:07 GMT

alternative lesson of day 42:
This is the bottom of the world. it is brown colored, appropriately shit colored stains everywhere called dirt. The first thought is to climb out, jam your clean little fingers into the sides and thrust up. The second thought is to just sit and throw out your whiny little voice into the sky. This is the bottom of the world, has it not come to mind that the bottom is where we should want to be? "I've got to get to the bottom fo this." Well if you're at the bottom of the world, you've got the entire world figured out.

This is a terrible overblown lesson, i'm laughing.

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:49:35 GMT

ps.

longest entry of my entire life

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:19:15 GMT

http://www.kingdomofloathing.com

I am a polka criminal with pants, going to mt.noob. look me up peeps, flyingfetuses (obviously the coolest band out there) I need one more moxie point to get to level three.

Janice from the blue velvet is possibly the funniest coolest thrift store worker kid i've ever ever met and a complete internet nerd and shared this with me. She is a disco character. She also asked me to be in a play. I recall it being about dracula finding a wife / some guy running around in around in underwear completely / rocky horror show -ish? Honestly, I bet it's just a bunch of people wanting to make a show and smoking. BUT hey, i so want to be in a play. i told her i didn't have a car and she should worry about me being consistent and i'm still in the play.

So i've "leveled" up on being an internet nerd. i didn't think i could. oh but i could (har)

how lately have i've been writing on here, lately. and i don't even use the computer too much. i'm precise to the point. p2p pcp pop

TTT (the today thoughts)
sing song voice people, to the guillotine please
i'm just kidding, i don't like capital punishment
i'm doing something but what am i doing
i need to do something with my life
studying faces and UT (this is very interesting, i will save this for later, possibly to think more about ***)
discrimination of photography
the theory of depression
the theory of theories
why i laugh for no reason
this entry is getting too long
2.2 reasons to be a froid queen
why star trek is better than star wars
lists are so old school and retro

one more thing: most endearing moment of yesterday
Sitting at the posh business school, up at the fifth floor computer lab (you know when a place is posh when the higher floors are for computer. if you think closely to computer science schools, they are generally on the bottom. why is that? irrelevant actually) a grad students walks past me and slams on the accessibility button to up the door and says loudly at everyone 'fuck the business school' it was so funny, i died completely

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 12:26:08 GMT

obviously
guyz and girlz
like me particularly
don't respond
unless invoked
like a plant

i'm almost out of pages in my february january, jauary february collage word sketch picture book, picture worllage skepture, skollage wicture, pictollage skeword book. you don't understand how i live to use a scanner even if i have generally nothing worthwhile to scan. it's just rambling words and pictures and collages.

i think scanners are just the grooviest things in the whole damn office. scanners and label makers, really! see how i inserted the word 'damn' to sound cool whilst talking about office supplies? this is why i go to college, thank god for higher education.

why the sudden livejournal action? because i'm trying to avoid going to the therapist. carthesis is stupid, i never like it and it never likes me, but we end up like sonny and cher. babe i got you and you suck

i love life! i love sun! I love all shiny things and children laughing!

Sat, 01 Mar 2008 14:21:53 GMT

ps.

well yeah man. can you believe i wasn't aloud to say the word 'man' leisurely when i was growing up? obviously it's about power and a patriarchy society and i don't respect it! MAN

Sat, 01 Mar 2008 14:18:22 GMT

RE: You are a genius all of the time.
RE: You are a genius all of the time.
RE: You are a genius all of the time.
RE: You are a genius all of the time.

The On the Road Beats exhibition was really cool and the gay collage man, Jess was really cool. For some reason that was important to the receptionist when she was explaining the collages. Also mon amis, the entire scroll will be there in a couple of weeks. This is an ad brought you by another ad that was brought you by this really big bossy ad.

Lacto ovo ovo ovo vegetarian sounds obscene. I know it isn't. I dislike health vegetarians, the .3 percent that are bored, and the secret believers. The later makes me feel guilty for that sentence and this one! That was a compensation exclamation mark and this one!
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Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:32:20 GMT

cease and desist. you are violating FASHION

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 23:11:10 GMT

My room feels exactly like last summer which consisted of being partly anti social and being a music junkie. Precisely the same feeling, my room is yellow tinted and slightly messy. listening to some acoustic indie folk music. I was quite ripe and happy. I took pictures, made many silly songs, and did charcoal drawings. It feels so good except right now I'm loaded with school work. A posh film paper to write, a computer program to perfect, and french speaking skills to be found.

i hate not being able to say what's on my mind because i am thinking too much and i hate saying what's on my mind without thinking. nasty fits of neutrality, what do you do? then it's some sort of limited unnatural response.

i've been knitting a real ugly scarf for half a year.

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 16:08:40 GMT

even breakfast is inspiring
we are the breakfast kids. we are the breakfast kids. we are the breakfast kids and we don't lie about this shit, got my toast and have no roast, breakfast for today and i feel okay

create a new function
boolean, if/true/false statement
enter a name and select a return type

celebrate 25 years
buy a magic globe from walt disney
"honestly i find women to be very boring"